Rule Number Twenty-One (Formerly Rule Number Sixty-Two)

When a you ask a Chopper Pilot a question and they respond "The problem was solved," that means they do not want you to ask any follow-up questions.

Rule Number Twenty

Chopper Pilot's don't get their cars "detailed", they get them washed at high school sports team fundraisers.

Rule Number Nineteen

Chopper Pilots don't use paper clips, they staple.

Rule Number Eighteen

Chopper Pilots don't smoke cigars, they have too much respect for Hovercraft and Tugboat captains.

Chopper Pilot Gift Guide For Mom

Mother's Day - Take her out to Dinner
Birthday: Flower at Work
Christmas: Jewelry

Sworn Chopper Pilot Enemy 5

Clerks at Barnes and Noble who don't know how to spell Thoreau

People Chopper Pilots Can Trust 2

Industrial Engineering Professors