Sworn Chopper Pilot Enemy 5

Clerks at Barnes and Noble who don't know how to spell Thoreau

People Chopper Pilots Can Trust 2

Industrial Engineering Professors

People Chopper Pilots Can Trust 1

Cute Checkout Clerks at Super Markets

Rule Number Seventeen

Chopper Pilots don't buy variety packs.

Rule Number Sixteen

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Rule Number Fifteen

Yes there are Women Chopper Pilots, don't ever ask that question again, unless you like getting trampled by Zebras.

Rule Number Fourteen

When a Chopper Pilot gets in the Cab he rides shotgun, unless he's with a lady and then he rides behind shotgun.