Sworn Chopper Pilot Enemy 3

People who disrespect Zebras

Rule Number Twelve

If given the choice a Chopper Pilot always chooses graph paper.

Sworn Chopper Pilot Enemy 2

Slave owners

Sworn Chopper Pilot Enemy 1

People who experiment with Jetpacks

Rule Number Eleven

If you are ever watching a game show and you think one of the contestants is a Chopper Pilot, but when it is time for the host to find out a little bit about they say "I am a trade show promoter from Toronto" it is because they have legitimate reasons to not disclose their Chopper Pilot status.

Rule Number Ten

When a Chopper Pilot looks at a giraffe, the first thing he thinks is, "Will it take me more than five minutes to beat this long-necked freak up?"

Rule Number Nine

If you ask a person who is stepping out of the cockpit of a helicopter what their favorite color is and they laugh in your face, you are talking to Chopper Pilot.