Rule Number Eight

Chopper Pilots oppose slavery

Rule Number Seven

When a Chopper Pilot opens the packaging of a new tent, the first thing they do is throw out the instructions.

Rule Number Six

If the cheese. on your ham sandwich. a sixth grader couldn't spell, you are not a Chopper Pilot.

Rule Number Five

If you have ever owned, after the age of 14, a Mickey Mouse tie, you are not a Chopper Pilot

Rule Number Four

Chopper Pilots take naps in hammocks.

Rule Number Three

Chopper Pilots don't eat fruit salad with grapefruit in it.

Rule Number Two

Chopper Pilots drink their iced tea unsweetened.